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Nooooo! Kate Upton photographed smoking in New York City (photos)


Chalk this one up to “slow news day” or “pandering” (I actually did air quotes while typing that, not an easy thing to do), but the news that Kate Upton smokes is serious stuff, even for a sports blog that struggles with credibility issues every time it publishes stories about Kate Upton.

Be that as it may, even though Kate Upton was spotted smoking in New York City on Tuesday may not be sports news at all, Miss Upton nevertheless graces the pages of sports blogs all across the interwebs regardless of whether or not what she is doing is even tangentially related to sports. But here’s the rub — or how I’ll legitimize this post — there’s no way Kate Upton will ever be a professional athlete if she continues to suck down heaters, because as we all know, there has never been a professional athlete who smoked or put bad things in their body despite the possible negative health consequences.

At the same time, it’s unclear whether or not Upton ever envisioned a career as a pro athlete, so there you go.

Anyhoo, more damning evidence showing Upton puffing on a cig follows. I suppose since movies have to include smoking warnings these days, I’ll rate this post as PG-13: Smoking. Viewer discretion is advised.

Commence anti-smoking crusader backlash in 3, 2, 1… (via Gossip Center):

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Outrageous. And I know what everyone’s thinking about Kate’s disgusting, despicable and downright nasty habit:

Yep. And so it begins: Kate Upton’s fall from grace. It’s been a good run, though.

(for more Kate Upton when she’s not smoking, please feel free to peruse the Sportress of Blogitude archives — yep, more pandering)