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Shane Battier’s high school yearbook photo is hilarious (photo)


Fantastic. While I won’t go so far as to say that the Miami Heat’s Shane Battier “blossomed” following his high school years, this yearbook photo from 1997 certainly makes it clear that he didn’t get uglier as he aged.

Even back then, Battier definitely looks like the kind of guy who would one day make references to “turd sandwiches” when trying to make a point as well as an individual who would go to Denny’s to celebrate an NBA championship. Neither of those characterizations are really a good thing.

[H/T The Big Lead]