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Bruins D Zdeno Chara not coping well, seen on kiddie amusement park ride (pic)


In one of the more fantastic photos you will ever see of a sulking, giant of a man stuffed in the seat of an amusement park ride designed for children — or the only photo, frankly — Boston Bruins defenseman Zdeno Chara was spotted at Canobie Lake Park in Salem, NH, dejectedly seated in a ride far too small for his ginormous body.

Just take a look at the poor guy. I know the loss the Bruins suffered in Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals was devastating and possibly traumatizing, but there’s no need to mope, Zdeno! Buck up, dude!

Still, somebody better keep a close watch on the hulking, yet sensitive, brute.  The next thing you know, someone will see him at some other amusement park dejectedly gorging himself on cotton candy while sobbing as he stands in line for the Tilt-A-Whirl.

On the other hand, taking a spin on a kiddie amusement park ride while in mourning over a huge loss is a far better reaction than turning to online pornography for solace. That’s something.

[H/T Barstool Sports, via Sports Crackle Pop]