Diaper dandies: Spurs fans, kids celebrate win on top of truck (pic/vid)
The San Antonio Spurs throttled the Miami Heat in Game 3 of the NBA Finals, laying a savage 113-77 beat down on a Heat team that couldn’t get anything going or do anything right, leaving the Spurs with a 2-1 series lead.
As fans who don’t realize that it requires four wins to secure a best-of-7 series win are wont to do, some Spurs fans took to the streets to celebrate, including some folks cruising around in a white pickup truck.
And it ain’t an over-the-top San Antonio celebration without some madcap antics, as atop the truck were two young Spurs fans. Wearing only diapers.
Now hold on a second. Can we be certain that the individual on the left in the cowboy hat is actually a child? It seems to me that this diaper dandy could be a little person. It could be the poor lighting, but there appears to be a wisp of a mustache going on there. Huh.
And some video:
As you can see, the side of the pickup truck is emblazoned with the message, “Puro Pinche Spurs!!!” Loosely translated, that means something along the lines of “Heck yes Spurs” or in a more profane translation, “F**k yeah Spurs.” Because, if you are going to allow at least one child (and one diapered little person) stand on the roof of a truck, you might as well let it all hang out. And, you know, draw more attention to the fact that you may not deserve to retain custody of your kids. Or one kid. I’m still not sold that isn’t a little person, man. Or, at the very least, a child far too old to be wearing a diaper.
[H/T Point Forward]