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Toronto Blue Jays’ starting pitcher lineup this week is extremely phallic (pic)

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Ha. It’s funny because the names of the starting pitchers that have either taken the mound and will take the mound on Tuesday all have names that are other words for penises.

I don’t mean to be cocky, but that’s some pretty good stuff right there. First Josh Johnson and R.A. Dickey start Monday and Tuesday and then the Blue Jays sign Chien-Ming Wang and stick him in the slot for Tuesday’s start? What a bunch of wieners, right?

[H/T Sports Pickle]