DOONNNT CAARRREE!!! Jay Cutler, Kristin Cavallari finally getting hitched
As longtime chroniclers of the up-and-down, tumultuous and there-and-back-again relationship between Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and former reality show star Kristin Cavallari, it is with great joy that I’d like to pass along the news that TMZ has confirmed that the two lovebirds finally are planning on finally making it official by engaging in romantic behavior of the nuptial variety.
Put more clearly, Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are believed to be getting married this weekend in Tennessee. In other words, Jay is finally going to make an honest woman out of Kristin. In the parlance of our times.
We’ve confirmed … Cutler and Kristin Cavallari appeared at the Davidson County Clerk in Nashville, TN early this morning … and dropped $99.50 on the paperwork required to tie the knot.
Sources connected to the couple tell us … the two are set to swap “I dos” THIS WEEKEND in Nashville … the city where Jay went to college (he played at Vanderbilt).
The marriage license is only valid for 30 days … so if Jay has a last minute change of heart this weekend, Kristin still has a couple of weeks to change his mind.
Wait. THIS WEEKEND? Not “this weekend”? I see.
As noted above, we have long been fans of the Cutler-Cavallari pairing. All the way back to when the two were first dating, when they got back together after a brief breakup, to when the couple got re-engaged.
And we were there when Jay Cutler said he had no idea what was going on with the engagement and when Kristin gave birth to Camden Jack, the couple’s first child, during which of course Cutler was present.
Needless to say, it has been quite a whirlwind.
With that in mind, and just for the fun of it — and to make those of you who admire Cutler like him even more and those of you who do not like him to perhaps despise him just a smidgen more — here are some smoking hot photos of Miss Cavallari from a photo shoot a few years back:
Nothing wrong with that. Congrats and the best of luck on the impending marriage, Mr. and Mrs. Jay Cutler. Although I cannot believe I wasn’t invited. Drat.
(for a primer on the “DOONNNT CAARRREE!!!” reference in the title, allow Kissing Suzy Kolber to explain the brilliant story)