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Derp: Troy Aikman thought he was shooting DM to actress Mari Morrow, wasn’t (pic)

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That’s a shame. Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Hall of Famer and current NFL analyst Troy Aikman — a single man, mind you — had the unfortunate experience of committing an egregious Twitter derp when he attempted to send a direct message to actress Mari Morrow but instead tweeted it out to his nearly 1,000,000 Twitter followers. Oops.

The tweet has since been deleted, but nothing is ever truly deleted from the Internet.

As you can see, Aikman not only screwed up the DM, he also screwed up the object of his affection’s Twitter handle. It’s Mari Morrow, not Mari Marrow. Doublederp.

Morrow, in case you are unfamiliar with her, ahem, body of work, has appeared in numerous movies and television shows, most notably “Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son,” “Road Trip: Beer Pong,” “House Party 4: Down to the Last Minute,” television show “The Parkers,” and her crowning achievement on the big screen, 2003’s “Mailbooty!”

Again, if you are unfamiliar with her work, a photo gallery follows which may help you become better acquainted. Or better put, compel you to do so.

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Again, Aikman is a single guy, been divorced two years, so this is less about him trying to contact an attractive gal on Twitter and more about how horribly he botched it up.

[H/T Deadspin]