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Justin Bieber attends Heat-Pacers game, brings the douchebaggery (pics/vid)


So, among the who’s who who attended Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers was none other than Justin Bieber. And simply due to his douchey presence within the confines of AmericanAirlines Arena, the ratio of douchebaggery versus non-douchebaggery of the attendees inside the area was increased a thousandfold, far more than what should be possible by the appearance of a sole individual.

How did Justin Bieber pull off such a statistically surprising accomplishment? Simple. By just being Justin Bieber. Also, by rocking a black leather shirt, sunglasses and an overabundance of gold chains. I mean, look at the kid. If that look doesn’t scream douchebaggery, what in the heck does?

The presence of a Miami Heat hat caps the look, showing that he was all about cheering on LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade, indicating that Bieber’s allegiances to various sports teams frequently are an exercise in front-running.

Click either photo to enlarge for full douchebaggery:

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And some video of Biebs sipping on some water:

Good grief. Even the unhinged lady who flipped off Joakim Noah is ashamed by the fact that Bieber identified himself as a Heat fan.

I weep for our future.

[H/T Business Insider]