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Troy Tulowitzki performs impromptu hernia check on teammate (GIF)


Colorado Rockies shortstop Troy Tulowitzki would not be denied a handful of teammate crotch during the team’s post-game congratulatory handshake lineup following a 5-0 win over the San Francisco Giants at Coors Field on Sunday afternoon.

Despite his best efforts to avoid it, Rockies pitcher Rafael Betancourt couldn’t prevent Troy Tulowtizki’s aggressive efforts, because apparently, no matter how hard one tries, if Troy Tulowtizki wants to grab your nuts, dag gummit, he’s gonna do it.

Via Deadspin:

All in all, this kind of deviant behavior shouldn’t be surprising coming from a person who rocked a mullet like this one during his youth.