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LeBron James caught performing an act of autodunkotic alleyoopyxiation (video)

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Wait. What? On Tuesday evening, the Miami Heat hosted the Milwaukee Bucks at American Airlines Arena. In 30 minutes of action, LeBron James led the Heat to a 94-83 victory, scoring 27 points and contributing 7 rebounds and 7 assists.

But none of his 11 made shots from the field could be matched for its artistry, style and improvisational splendor than LeBron’s alley-oop to himself off the backboard. Truly a thing of beauty.

Midway through the first quarter, James, leading the fast break, faked a dish to Mike Miller, kept the ball himself and starting with his right hand, switched the ball to his left hand, threw up the ball off the backboard and finished with a slamma jamma dunk with his right hand.

In other words, Lebron James was caught on video performing the act of autodunkotic alleyoopyxiation. Try saying that 10 times fast. But don’t try the act yourself. People have died performing that kind of nonsense on their own.