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Curvaceous gal nearly hit by screaming foul ball at spring training game (video)


This one requires little setup other than to mention that this nearly injurious scene occurred during a spring training game between the Detroit Tigers and the Miami Marlins on March 25 and that the screaming liner of a foul ball came off the bat of Marlins outfielder Chris Coghlan.

Oh, one other thing: The fan nearly drilled by the ball happens to be quite curvaceous in the chest area. Busty, to the layperson. And her cut-off shorts are Daisy Duke-short. Give this gal a glove and she’d be perfect for one of those Hooters ball girl gals the Philadelphia Phillies employ.

That was close. And thank goodness none of the little rugrats got drilled, either. But mostly, the young lady should feel extremely lucky that her sudden movement by which she narrowly evaded being struck by the ball didn’t cause her skin-tight tank top to explode into a white cloud of cotton. I mean that thing is painted on, man. The structural integrity of that shirt is being put under heavy duress.

I guess what I’m getting at is the woman is very large-chested and chooses to accentuate her ample bosom by wearing an exceedingly tight shirt. That would be the central theme of the message I’m trying to get across.

Glad I could clear that one up for you.

[H/T Guyism]