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The folks at the PR Department of the Brooklyn Nets just blew my mind (pic)

There you have it. The Brooklyn Nets hosted the Milwaukee Bucks at the Barclays Center on Tuesday evening. According to the crack staff in charge of the Twitter feed for the Nets’ Public Relations Department, by beating the visiting Bucks by the score of 113-111 in overtime, the Nets continued its impressive winning streak of beating teams when they outscore their opponents, which now stands at 32-0 on the season. Derp, indeed.

The Brooklyn Nets are now 32-22 on the season, a record I greeted with some relief, as I don’t know what I would have done had the team had more than 32 wins. You see, that would have meant the Nets would have won a game when it didn’t outscore its opponent. That would have been prettay prettay weird.

It should be pointed out that at the time of the publishing of this post on Wednesday morning, the PR Department’s Twitter feed has been silent ever since the above mind-blowing tweet. I suppose you can only catch lightning in a bottle so many times in the span of a few hours.