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Cosmopolitan magazine weighs in on Manti Te’o saga the only way Cosmo can (pic)


Ladies and gentlemen, Cosmopolitan announces: “Our Hot New Sex Position: The Te’o”

There you have it.

As BuzzFeed highlights, at the time they noticed the wacky wit from Cosmo, below was the lone comment on the story:


Ha. Can’t sneak much by Cosmo readers. Especially about imaginary sexual positions referencing national sports stories.

But later, along came this comment:


Funny, it kind of reminds me of high school. And to be honest, I have no idea exactly what I just wrote means.

Nevertheless, there you go, Cosmo reader. That’s much more like it. Stick with what you know and use that knowledge to make sense of this crazy, crazy world.