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Patrick Bateman would be crazy jealous over Vandy coach’s business cards (pic)


There are regular business cards and then, man, there are “Sweet mercy, check out these bad boys!” kind of business cards. The business cards of one James Franklin, the head football coach for the Vanderbilt Commodores, certainly fall in the latter category.


Holy moly, those are the kind of cards that would really impress the attractive wives of prospective assistant coaches, that’s for sure.

Can you imagine how Patrick Bateman would react if one of his colleagues would have flashed something, uh, this flashy, in front of him in this scene:

Man, would he have been crazy jealous or what? The operative word, being crazy, of course.

[H/T @VandyGold21, via SB Nation]