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Yeah, this pretty much sums up Matthew Stafford’s experience on Monday night (pic)

Ouch, that ain’t pretty. The Chicago Bears took it to the Detroit Lions on Monday Night Football in a brutal NFC North battle, winning by a score 13-7 that doesn’t adequately illustrate just how dominant of a performance the Bears put on under the Monday night lights.

Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford did go 28 of 46 for 261 yards with a touchdown and a pick, but the above screengrab provides a better representation what kind of night the Lions quarterback, not to mention the rest of team, had to suffer through at the hands of the Bears, not to mention an adequate portrayal of how the entire Lions team feels after dropping to 2-4 following Monday night’s huge divisional loss.

Matthew Stafford, I dub thee: Sodface Chunkofturfinmask. I think that would be a name of Slavic origin if I had to guess.

[grazie, Kissing Suzy Kolber]