Wanna hear about Skip Bayless and Woody Paige rolling around over Skip’s sex life?
Let me answer that for you: Of course you don’t. But let’s be honest, despite the unpleasantness of the thought of ESPN talking heads Skip Bayless and Woody Paige engaging in horseplay by rolling around on the ground in an argument over Skip Bayless’ wild and crazy and frequent sex life, like a bad car accident, it’s difficult to not want to take a macabre peek.
A probing profile of the supposed ESPN sex stud has been published by Men’s Journal entitled, “Skip Bayless, the Mad Monk of ESPN.” As unreadable as that may sound, it’s actually an interesting read in its own way, especially a tale regaled by Bayless’ ESPN colleague Woody Paige about a time, with much bravado, mind you, Bayless bragged about his sex life:
At one meeting, the producers proposed a topic: Would you give up sex for a year if it improved your golf game? “I said, ‘Sure, why not; I’ll make up for it the next year,'” says Paige. “Skip looks at me and says, apropos of nothing, ‘I’ve had more sex than all you people combined.’ I said, ‘Bayless, you’re full of shit, how could you possibly know that?’ But sure enough, he goes and says it on-air – ‘I’ve had more sex than Woody Paige’ – and that was about as much as I could take. I jumped out of my chair, knocked him to the floor, and we both rolled around on national television. I’ll tell you, though: That guy is really strong.
Well, that’s…disturbing. On many levels.
Just put that little nugget of a story in your pocket next time you want to lose your appetite. Yeah.
[H/T SB Nation]