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Lab student Carmelo Anthony goofs off during lecture about energy drink (video)

This is a new ad for some product called  Isotonix® Champion Blend Plus which is a chocolate milk-flavored drink. It’s apparently loaded with vitamins, hence the tagline, “Change the Way You Take Vitamins.”

But New York Knicks star Carmelo Anthony doesn’t need to sit through some boring lecture about the product. Instead, he amuses himself with flicking a paper football, drawing and solving a Rubik’s Cube. Because, you see, Carmelo already knows all that matters about this newfangled, chocolaty drink, as he so eloquently states at the end of the commercial: “All you have to do is say this stuff works.”

Touché, Carmelo. Touché, indeed. But would his camel drink it?