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Kate Upton poses topless in November issue of Cosmopolitan (photos)

In one of the better ways imaginable to kick-off a Friday, additional images have surfaced on the interwebs from Kate Upton’s photo spread in the Nov. 2012 issue of Cosmopolitan, including one where she appears topless, supplementing the one that emerged earlier this week where Miss Kate Upton is rocking a killer pair of Daisy Dukes and some cowboy boots. Country, indeed.

But appropriately, given the nature of the magazine in question,there is one caveat. Regarding said photo of a topless Miss Upton: The key word is “tasteful,” and in a much better demonstration of “The Timeless Art of Seduction” than the one awfully offered up by Kramer and George, Kate Upton most certainly understands the artistry of seduction. And the timelessness of it, I suppose as well.

But that’s not all: in total, like a siren song luring you along, five additional photos and all their inherent wonderfulness are now floating majestically among the flotsam and jetsam that pollutes and pervades the internet, uh, sea…you know, in order to maintain the hackneyed nautical theme of the previous sentence. Yeah.

Said photos follow.

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And lastly, the one you’ve been waiting for:

See? Told you it was a tasteful shot. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t a great one, either.

(for more Kate Upon goodness, feel free to peruse the Sportess Archives)