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Washington’s defensive coordinator licks lips, creeps everyone the hell out (video)

First and foremost, a hearty congratulations goes out to the Washington Huskies for upending the No. 8-ranked Stanford Cardinal on Thursday night by a score of 17-13 in a monumental upset.

With that out of the way, let us turn to the sideline antics of Washington defensive coordinator Justin Wilcox, who was caught on camera doing something ordinary people do ordinarily all the time: lick their lips.

You know, the pressure is on, tensions are up, a person’s lips get dry. So they lick them. But the manner in which Wilcox goes about his lip-moistening business is somewhat disturbing. And when the brief act is put on a loop and funky, porno-esque music is added as a soundtrack, hoo boy, you got yourself some Grade-A nightmare fuel.

Video and animated GIF goodness follows.

Yowsers. That’s some creepy-ass stuff right there. Next time, Mr. Wilcox, might I suggest a tube of ChapStick? Or Carmex if that’s more his thing. Burt’s Bees lip balm would work in a pinch, too. Just no more lip-licking, please.

[animated GIF via The Big Lead, video via @cfbsection on YouTube]