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Those aren’t headphones! Kate Upton models Skullcandy gear, etc. etc. (photos)

Other than reading about which NFL player that you never heard of might not be an NFL player any longer, it has been a relatively quiet “breaking sports news” day on the interwebs. And as the old saying goes, “Idle hands are the Devil’s workshop,” so I figured I’d be the last blogger to exhibit by pandering tendencies and throw together a little post about the recent photos that have surfaced on the internet of Kate Upton fulfilling her obligations to Skullcandy to be the company’s eye candy.

You may yourself, “How do I work this?” And you may ask yourself, “Where is that large automobile?” how does this gallery of the gorgeous Kate Upton have anything to do with sports?

And to that, I will simply reply with: Same as it ever was…same as it ever was…same as it ever was.

As the central figure of Skullcandy’s “Supermodel Crew”, a brilliant marketing coup that was announced way back in March, Miss Upton now has a brand-spanking-new series of pics featuring her modeling the company’s high-end headphones and other assorted electronics gear. And Miss Upton accomplishes said task expertly, simultaneously¬†titillating¬†us with sexy imagery and at the same time compelling consumers to purchase their wares. Or just ogle Kate Upton. Either way, the brand “Skullcandy” is now on everyone’s minds, something I am sure the company is more than pleased to know.

Enjoy the photos. Some of the pics have appeared here at the Sportress previously, but I didn’t think anyone would mind if I grouped them all together in one nifty package.

Now, wait. What am I supposed to want to purchase now? Oh yeah, that’s right. Skullcandy headphones. Headphones.

(for more Kate Upton, feel free to peruse the archives of the Sportress)