Whoever tweeted this on MLB’s Twitter account should be fired immediately

Hey, it’s a tie game, and this is crazy, but here’s a single, so call me Mayberry: atmlb.com/P66af0

— MLB (@MLB) August 24, 2012

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! That’s just wrong. So, so wrong. Major League Baseball: do the right thing and immediately terminate the employment of the individual behind this egregious affront to clever tweeting.

If there were a way in the internet world where an overused, played out meme could be executed, the “Call Me Maybe” craze should have received a lethal injection weeks ago, maybe months.

Forget lethal injection. That’s too humane — now I’m anthropomorphizing memes, for crying out loud — for “Call Me Maybe,” I’d suggest the punishment of being drawn and quartered.

Make it stop, people.

[H/T Hardball Talk]