Seeing Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher at a Dodgers game makes me sad inside (video)
According to the gossip hounds, former That ’70s Show co-stars Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are allegedly engaging in an act of life imitating art and have been dating for a short while.
And while I’d never wish ill will upon anyone — except for possibly Ashton Kutcher (let’s be honest here) — the sight of the two attending a Dodgers game together, along with Miss Kunis’ parents, munching on ballpark fare and enjoying each other’s company…well, as I stated above: it makes me feel a little sad inside.
Why, you ask? Did it somehow elude you that I mentioned that the guy Mila Kunis is reportedly dating and who was seen sitting with her during broadcast coverage of the Dodgers-Giants game was Ashton Kutcher? Enough said.
Heartbreaking video follows.
Jeez Louise, what’s next? Demi Moore going on a “former co-star” dating rebound and attending ballgames with Andrew McCarthy, or Judd Nelson, or one of the other actors from St. Elmo’s Fire?
Sorry, and excuse the dated reference, but I am not interested in being party to a situation where Ashton Kutcher, a guy who is getting Charlie Sheen’s sloppy, second-rate seconds on Two and Half Men, can tell Mila Kunis that he’s gonna be her man in motion, if you catch my drift. And if you don’t, you’re lucky, because that means you don’t have that damn John Parr song stuck in your head like I do now.
[H/T Off the Bench, image via E! Online]