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Yahoo! vid’s cut-off title indicates Michael Phelps didn’t win ‘because of poo…’ (pic)

Ha. That’s poop-tacular. It must be all of that “superfood” guacamole he’s been eating at Subway. The juxtaposition of that screengrab — in particular the look on Michael Phelps’ face — and his affiliation with Subway brings a whole new meaning to “pinching a loaf,” wouldn’t you say?

So, is it sophomoric? You betcha. Nevertheless hilarious? Darn tootin’.

Okay, okay, no more scatological attempts at crappy poop jokes.

[H/T @rdoyle70 via Sports Pickle]