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Partly shaven Sasquatch infiltrates Eagles camp by impersonating a lineman (pic)

Wow, that’s a whole mess of hair right there, folks. Between the mop up top and the weird beard down below, Sasquatch may think he’s fooling folks, believing that he has successfully infiltrated Philadelphia Eagles training camp under the guise of an offensive lineman by partially shaving his face and throwing on a jersey, but sooner or later, Eagles team personnel are going to figure out his ruse and send him packing back into the deep, dark woods surrounding the site of Eagles training camp,¬†Lehigh University, located in the tiny hamlet of ¬†Bethlehem, Pa.

Actually, I’m not sure if Bethlehem should be referred to as a “tiny hamlet,” it just seems like that would be the case.

Oh, and just so you know, that photo above isn’t of a Sasquatch-in-Lineman’s Clothing. It’s center Jason Kelce. But I bet I had you fooled for a second, didn’t I? No? Liar.

[H/T The700Level]