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Bob Kraft’s special lady friend loses out on role in Vince Vaughn-Owen Wilson film

According to a Boston Herald report, Ricki Noel Lander, the actress gal-pal of Bob Kraft, has missed out on a coveted part in the upcoming Vince Vaughn-Owen Wilson comedy, The Intership.

Lander, who somehow managed to hoodwink the New England Patriots owner (who some reputable media outlets are referring to as her boyfriend) into appearing in a sublimely surreal audition tape that developed into the very definition of viral video, has lost out on the role of Marielena, who is described as a dance instructor/stripper, to former Gossip Girl actressJessica Szohr. All that effort for nothing, right? Even worse, Kraft had no choice but to issue a statement expressing regret for his participation in the peculiar exercise of green screen awkwardness.

For those of you who might have just emerged from under a rock located inside a BioDome that has been sealed up for a year, the bizarre audition video can be found on the interwebs, but it has proven to be a difficult task. Bob Kraft lawyered up, kids. Although you can view it here on ABC News Video.