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Amar’e attends Heat-Celtics game, shows off fiancee, horrible fashion sense (pic)

New York Knicks fire extinguisher puncher Amar’e Stoudemire was on-hand Tuesday night in Miami to watch the Heat take on the Celtics in a Game 5 Eastern Conference Finals showdown. Alongside the basketball player was his brand-new fiancée, Alexis Welch, the mother of his three children whom he finally proposed to in Paris over the weekend. Miss Welch looks fantastic. Amar’e however, well, I don’t know where to start with the ensemble he’s sporting.

Taking center stage in Stoudemire’s fashion fail has got to be the denim vest he’s rocking, a look I’m certain no one has tried to pull off since Kids in the Hall alum Kevin McDonald sported a variation of Amar’e wacky getup in the classic “Festivus” episode of Seinfeld. Yamma hamma, indeed.

Then there’s the hat and shades combo, and the Star of David necklace, which, when taken along with the cutoff denim vest, evokes some kind of, um, I guess I don’t know what it evokes exactly, save for a response from me of “What could he have possibly been thinking?” Even Russell Westbrook thinks it’s a terrible look, and that’s saying something.

[H/T SportsGrid]