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Logan Morrison fights through dire need to urinate to give NYC bus tour (video)

Miami Marlins oddball Logan Morrison has become something of a favorite here at the Sportress, so when an email arrived in the inbox Friday morning linking to the above video where Morrison gives a delightfully LoMo-esque sightseeing tour of the Big Apple on one of those double-decker buses for MLB Fan Cave, I knew right away we were in for a treat.

From jokingly misidentifying buildings, screwing up historical facts and other such nonsense — much to the befuddlement of the tour group — to his frequent mentioning that he has to pee very badly (and in fact admits that he “might have dribbled in his pants a bit”), Morrison provided his unique take of the wondrous splendor that is New York City for this lucky group of sightseers. That is until he hops off the bus — rather urgently — and scrambles into the MLB Fan Cave. Once again, presumably to pee. Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

(thanks, Tyler)