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Idiot Reds fan attempts to catch home run ball while holding child (video)

Jeez Louise. Come on, Dad: is catching a home run ball off the bat of Jay-freaking-Bruce worth putting the well-being — not to mention the soft, still-developing skull — of your peacefully sleeping child within mere inches of being drilled by a spherical missile? I mean that was dangerously close to plunking that poor kid. Bad Idea Parenting.

In reality, it would have been far better had the ball drilled the dad in the cranium. Might have knocked some much-needed sense into the slack-jawed yokel. Sheesh.