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Brooklyn Decker graces GQ’s pages, says Gisele Bundchen is in her ‘top-five’ (video)

Brooklyn Decker, the world’s favorite wife of an American professional tennis player (sorry, Steffi Graf) will be appearing in the May 2012 issue of GQ in a smoldering pictorial, not to mention an equally smoking interview where she addresses a myriad of topics, although the most attention-grabbing item is when she discusses when she came to the defense of fellow supermodel Gisele Bundchen after Mrs. Tom Brady was roundly criticized for hammering on her hubby’s teammates following the New England Patriots losing to the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI (via GQ):

“As you can tell,” she interrupts herself at one point, mid-anecdote, “I talk a lot.” For instance, there’s her long, spirited defense of Gisele Bündchen for her ungracious post–Super Bowl, mama-grizzly remarks about Tom Brady’s teammates (Bündchen was caught on-camera fuming, “My husband cannot fu**ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time”), which Decker wraps up by admitting her Bündchen bias: “I have a top-five list, and Gisele is my number one. So she can do no wrong in my eyes.” Hold on—what kind of list is this, exactly? “Well, everyone has a top-five list of their biggest crushes, you know?” says Decker. “Usually, it’s guys on my list, but Gisele is just so perfect in every way.”

Sweet Sassy Molassey. Let that little nugget of information soak in a bit, then continue on to a behind-the-scenes video.

That video is every bit as entertaining as on another occasion when Miss Brooklyn Decker did a sexy photo shoot for GQ that had a behind-the-scenes video. Which is a good thing. On the other hand, any video featuring Brooklyn Decker that ends up on the interwebs is a good thing, regardless of where it came from or what it’s about. Any time I see there’s a new one, I become as giddy as Tom Brady does on a water slide. With the entire Gisele angle to this story, I just had to work that one in here somehow.

[for more photos from Miss Decker’s photo shoot, check out GQ]