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Rob Gronkowski showed up to Playboy party sporting a vest, tie, but no shirt (pic)

New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski is having an offseason to end all offseasons. The guy has been anywhere and everywhere and the latest stop on the Rob Gronkowski Unreality Tour was an appearance at some kind of golf party hosted by Playboy.

As you can see, Gronk went with the odd choice of dressing up his jeans-based outfit with a fancy vest and smart tie but simultaneously dressing the entire ensemble down by electing to not wear a shirt as part of the outfit, typically an integral piece of attire when heading out for a night on the town with your lunkhead buddies. And by the looks of the guys posing in the photo with Gronk, they are most certainly Grade-A Lunkheads. Possibly even mouth-breathing blockheads, but that’s difficult to ascertain without hearing their monosyllabic vocalizations. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty confident there were a lot of sentences ending with “brahs” and “dudes” during conversations emanating from that veritable think tank.

Now that, my friends, is a risqué fashion choice. But in the end, not too surprising considering the source. The guy Gronk, kids, is all about livin’. L-I-V-I-N.

[H/T The Big Lead]