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Kobe has R-rated message for Pau Gasol about what to do with the ball (video)

Late in Tuesday evening’s game between the Los Angeles Lakers and Golden State Warriors, at a time when the outcome of the game was still in doubt with the Lakers leading 99-97 with 22.4 seconds remaining (the Lakers held on to win the game by a score of 104-101), Kobe Bryant let Pau Gasol know exactly what the Lakers superstar expects his teammate to do when he finds the ball in his hands. And boy, did he let the expletives fly!

To translate the profane message for our younger readers — it’s incredibly evident the blue streak of foul language that emanated from Kobe’s mouth by viewing the above video — allow me to go with “The Breakfast Club on TBS” editing standard:

“I don’t give a lick. Pass me the farming ball.”

Yeah, that explains it pretty well. I’m pretty sure we all understand exactly what Kobe had to say to Pau courtesy of that basic cable translation. What about you, Dad? Farm you. No, Dad, what about you??? FARM YOU!!!

[H/T Sports Grid]