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Report: Tim Tebow has been traded to the New York Jets for a fourth-round pick

Multiple outlets are reporting that the New York Jets are the winners (?) in the Tim Tebow Sweepstakes, snagging his services for what reportedly is a fourth round pick.

Remember when Kenneth Parcell, after going on a caffeine binge, mentions how he was always told that New York City was the 21st Century City of Sodom during the “Episode 210” episode of 30 Rock?

Well, Tim Tebow, to paraphrase the words from Kenneth in that episode:

You’ve become one of them, Timmy Boy. You’ve been sodomized.

[FOX Sports]