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Today in tweets from a pro athlete’s better half that didn’t need to be tweeted

Well, there you go.

And if you think this will be last time you read anything today about the fact that Evelyn Lozada, the fiancée of New England Patriots wide receiver Chad Ochocinco, had Vicks on her hand before she touched Ochocinco’s — ahem — pee pee, you would be sadly mistaken.

Because have no fear, as SoB will be your go-to source for up-to-the-minute updates regarding any mentholated topical cream (VapoRub for short) developments further documenting to the unnecessarily tweeted information about the goings-on within the walls of the House of Ocho.

Or maybe not.