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Jose Canseco tweet: ‘Do you believe in bigfoot of the loch Ness monster’

Wait. Is Jose Canseco implying that Bigfoot (I prefer “Sasquatch,” but let’s not split hairs) and the Loch Ness Monster are somehow inextricably involved? As in Bigfoot is a myth or hoax perpetrated by the Loch Ness Monster as a means to throw people off its scent? Otherwise, why would Bigfoot be “of” the Loch Ness Monster?

Oh, a typo, you say? Sorry, I don’t see a typo ever emanating from the caveman-like fingers of one Jose Canseco as he tries to articulate his incoherent thoughts by way of social media, thank you very much. I’m pretty sure Canseco is on to something here.

In fact, perhaps this Bigfoot of the Loch Ness Monster is the sinister being behind the conspiracy which thwarts Canseco at every turn as he attempts to live his life on his own terms. Stranger things could happen. Like Jose Canseco actually making a legitimate comeback in professional baseball. Damn that Sasquatch and how he continuously conspires against Canseco and derails his dreams. And the Loch Ness Monster to boot.