Sportress of Blogitude

Just having fun on there: Brett Favre is finally on Twitter

Oh, glorious day. It’s nice to know that things have slowed down enough for him to find the time to authorize one of his lackeys to register a Twitter account for him. I eagerly look forward to theĀ  many interesting updates from the Ol’ Gunslinger about how the John Deere lawnmower is running and how the most recent game of touch football on a muddy field played out.

Also: I love his Twitter profile bio: Father, Husband, Retired NFL quarterback.

He’s really retired, kiddos. No one lies in their Twitter bio, you know.