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Best worst song begging Dwight Howard to stay in Orlando you’ll ever hear (video)

Goodness gracious. Well, that…well, that’s just awful. There is no other way to put it. Sorry.

The song, entitled, “Let’s Fight for Dwight,” was unleashed upon the Earth by the “Orlando Magic’s biggest fan, Dennis ‘The Fat Guy’ Salvagio.” Please note that title of “Orlando Magic’s biggest fan” is self-appointed. I don’t think he won some contest or anything.  Nor is he likely to earn a Grammy for this abomination. If this song and video were any cheesier, it would resemble the plate of nachos I barely held back from regurgitating while watching it.

But to be fair, I’ll give them credit for their passion and I have to say that the production quality is top-notch, and I only made it through the first 30 seconds of the damn thing. And the singer does resemble a less-fat version of Rex Ryan.

Still, I’m fairly certain this song will do about as much to convince Dwight Howard to remain with the Orlando Magic as this kid’s drug-induced oratory masterpiece following oral surgery did. But at least I enjoyed the latter. In fact, I’m pretty sure it will do more harm than good.