Thursday is Patrick Kane Bobblehead Night in Chi-Town, so here’s what fans get (pic)
Pretty nifty. And look, the Patrick Kane Bobblehead even features Patrick Kane’s trademark mouthguard. No detail was ignored. For instance, if you are one of the lucky first 10,000 fans to show up at United Center on Thursday, Feb. 23 for the Chicago Blackhawks-Dallas Stars tilt, the Patrick Kane Bobblehead you take home with you will perform the following astounding feats:
- it will fix you a killer burrito
- it will engage in witty banter with Peggy from USA Prime Credit
- it will join you as you’re wastin’ away again in Margaritaville with Jimmy Buffett
- it will go on a fun-filled, likely drunken trip to Niagra Falls
All in all, pretty impressive for a bobblehead, wouldn’t you agree?
Although obviously, much like taking home an adorable Mogwai, taking a Patrick Kane Bobblehead in does have some inherent risks. Well, actually just one: never let it get in a taxi cab. You know, just to be safe.