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Here, See How Well You Fare In A 45-Second Staring Contest With Kate Upton (video)

Wait. What am I supposed to be staring at? Her eyes or, you know, just beyond her face so as to not get distracted? Obviously you have never engaged in a hardcore staring contest if you didn’t know that little trick.

Miss Upton states at the onset of this promotional video for SoBe that “You have to last 45 seconds to get the goods.” Wait. What? 45 seconds? If you ask me, isn’t the video encompass 45 seconds of getting the goods? Not saying, but I’m just saying.