Caption: Nets owner shows kids how to make basketballs look like ‘Babushka Boobies’
See, it’s funny because New Jersey Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov is Russian and the word “babushka” means “old woman” in his native tongue and one could surmise that by holding the basketballs in such a manner they resemble how the breasts of an elderly woman might appear. You know, all droopy and stuff. Hilarious, right? Whatever. I bet Jay-Z would find it hilarious.
And yes, I am well aware of the fact that I am a dreadfully immature individual with the sense of humor of a boy in junior high. Sue me.