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Penguins goalie Marc-Andre Fleury can control pucks with his mind (photo)


Wow. A telekinetic goaltender? That’s awfully impressive. And probably presents quite the formidable challenge for opponents. Kind of like the formidable challenge of making a funny movie about telekinetic powers starring Scott Bail and Willie Aames…

I’m talking about Zapped, people. What do you mean you haven’t seen it? It’s awful.