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Jeremy Lin and Landry Fields engage in dweebiest handshake ever (video)

Jeremy Lin went to Harvard. Landry Fields attended Stanford. Now they are teammates on the New York Knicks. And when they get together for a convoluted handshake, they let their Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie Freak Flag fly!

Seriously, that is some handshake. I swear I saw Lewis Skolnick and Gilbert Lowe do the exact same handshake during the Lambda Lambda Lambda party. And unbeknownst to we simpletons who were not educated at the finest institutions of higher learning in the country and the gained insight to intrigue and centuries-old secrets that entails, they were actually demonstrating the secret handshake of the Freemasons. Or they were just acting like nerds. One of the two.