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That home run celebration thingy at Marlins Park is even more garish up close (photo)

Sweet Fancy Moses. That is way, way, too over-the-top. It looks like something David Bromstad would come up with for a custom headboard design and custom made for a fancy Miami couple on an episode of Color Splash. And that ain’t a good thing.

The Color Splash reference? Married men can dig it, although as Clark Griswold once said, it’s “nothing to be proud of us, Russ.”

(More on the progress thus far in Marlins Park’s construction here and here)

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