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NMA World Edition: Yu Darvish reportedly ‘dating’ Japanese adult film star (Video)

Japanese superstar pitching import Yu Darvish will soon be making a big splash stateside after signing a 6-year, $60 million dollar contract with the Texas Rangers in January — which doesn’t include the $51.7 million posting fee the Rangers paid — but according to this NMA World Edition video report (sadly not of the Taiwanese Animation Treatment variety), Darvish remains a hot commodity over in Japan and even juicier, is reportedly dating a Japanese adult film star.

Even though baseball season hasn’t started just yet, Japanese baseball star Yu Darvish has generated US$258 million in advertising revenue in January alone — the same amount generated by the 2nd and 3rd most popular Japanese stars, an advertising research company has calculated. He is also reportedly dating a Japanese adult video star known for her “electric tongue.”

Electric tongue, you say? Interesting. So, her tongue is like an eel or something?

Actually, I won’t even venture to guess exactly what that moniker entails. It’s a much safer that way. Anyway, video follows.

WARNING: VIDEO CONTAINS SOME QUESTIONABLE, BORDERLINE NSFW IMAGES (RACY PHOTOS WITH BLURRED OUT NIPPLES AND IMAGERY OF THAT NATURE)

Yeah, something about what is revealed about Darvish in this report tells me this kid is going to fit right in with how professional athletes go about their business in this country. Just a hunch.