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Logan Morrison Auditions For MLB Fan Cave, Demonstrates ‘LoMo-ing’ (Video)

Miami Marlins left fielder Logan Morrison began his evolution into one of my favorite ballplayers here at the Sportess last season (here and here), and if this audition video for the MLB Fan Cave is any indication, the metamorphosis will be complete before spring training winds down.

In the audition video, Morrison (along with Kansas City Royals first baseman Eric Hosmer, because as far as the Man Cave is concerned, these two are a package deal) explains to a framed photograph of Bob Costas hanging on the wall about how planking and Tebowing have become so…played and proceeds to demonstrate to Photo Bob Costas what surely will be the next craze: LoMo-ing. And believe you me, it’s fantastic, creative and precisely the kind of thing that should get Morrision into the Fan Cave. Well, he might have to deal with the entire “playing during the Major League Baseball season” issue, but that’s minor.

Oh, and just so you know, according to his audition video, LoMo likes to party, likes to fist pump and he plays for keeps.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

[Grazie, The Hall of Very Good]