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Why Didn’t Someone Get Dirk Nowitzki A Nipple For That Water Bottle? (Video)

Video: Dirk Nowitzki has a drinking problem from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo.

Ha ha. Here’s video of Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki, who is currently sidelined with a sore right knee, and is appearing to have great difficulty accomplishing the tricky combination of bringing an open water bottle to his mouth while simultaneously ensuring that his mouth is touching the opening prior to tipping it back for some cool liquid refreshment. It’s like patting your head and rubbing your stomach at the same time, chewing gum and walking at the same time or perhaps even more difficult: not laughing at this lack of coordination demonstration put forth by Mr. Nowitzki. I mean, maybe if he was drunk or something, that would be understandable. Who knows? Maybe he is. Maybe he learned a thing or two from those drunk dudes who were hanging on the Mavs bench a couple of weeks back.

I only wonder what German DJ Flula Borg thinks of this vid. Is he still the German Moses now, Flula???

[H/T The Basketball Jones]