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Dirk Nowitzki Assumes Central Role In ‘The Parable Of The Tall Samaritan’ (Video)

Yep, Dallas Mavericks star Dirk Nowitzki coming to the aid of those in need is exactly like “The Parable of the Good Samaritan) from the Bible. Except in this case, Dirk is merely helping stadium workers who are not freakishly tall like he is snag some wiring down that happened to get stuck on something high up near the ceiling. You know, as opposed to helping a robbed and beaten man left for dead on the side of the road despite their differences. But other than that, exactly the same.

Whatever your thoughts on the good works DirkĀ  performed at TD Garden in Boston on Wednesday night might be, I can assure you of this: if and when German DJ Flula Borg ever sees this video, he will likely say, “Jawohl! Dirk is like German Moses!” Because that’s what he does, you see.

[H/T The Basketball Jones]