NFL.com Has A Gallery Of ‘If Tim Tebow Mated With Attractive Celebrities’ Photos
NFL.com, yes, NFL.com, the site where one expects to find only the best analysis, video and photos covering the National Football League actually has a photo gallery of 12 images that purports to show exactly what the offspring of Tim Tebow and assorted attractive celebrities would look like if the two copulated and made a baby. For example: Katy Perry (as seen above), Scarlett Johansson, Beyonce and many, many others. Sheesh.
Utilizing the crude software employed by MorphThing.com, NFL.com summarizes the photo gallery as follows: “Tim Tebow’s celebrity is skyrocketing more than ever before. Some would say he has gone “Hollywood.” What if Tim Tebow married a celebrity? We explore what their children would look like in our photo gallery.” Once again, this is from NFL.com, people, not People.com or what have you.
Hand-wringing and exasperated “sighing” aside — not to mention Tim Tebow’s staunch virginity and abject stupidity of it all — let’s take a gander at a few of them, shall we?
Tim Tebow and Lady Gaga? Yeah, not seeing this one ever happening. Not that it would matter much in the grand scheme of things, I just wanted to point out that if Tebowmaniacs have trouble dealing with the remote possibility of the Golden Boy ever dating Lindsey Vonn, I can’t imagine they would take too kindly to this coupling.
Gross. I’m pretty sure an appearance in an amateur sex tape — as well as Kim Kardashian’s less appealing qualities — essentially disqualifies a gal from ever being considered as a potential mate for Tim Tebow. Fail.
Oprah? They’re kidding, right? I mean, Oprah? Actually, of all the potential mates, Oprah might fit the bill better than others, setting aside the fact that she might be menopausal.
And finally, the best one of them all:
Ha. While the photo of Tim and Michelle’s offspring may resemble Justin Bieber, I’m pretty sure this unholy coupling would likely result in bringing the Antichrist into our world.
There are several more examples of outcomes from possible mating scenarios at NFL.com, so take a look if you like. But one last thing: you’re doing a heckuva job over there, NFL.com. Thanks for this enlightening photo gallery. Of course, it is all in jest and is supposed to be taken with a grain of salt and simply enjoyed for the silliness of it all, I don’t know, I guess I just expect a little more from NFL.com. You know, like hard-hitting sports journalism, not hackneyed photo galleries about what a football player’s babies might hypothetically look like if they created a child with a celebrity. Call me an old fuddy duddy if you will.
Oh, and one last thing. I liked this the first time I saw it: when it was a bit on Late Night with Conan O’Brien and was insanely funny. Yeah.
[H/T The Penalty Flag]