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Life Imitating Lame Bits? Rumors Swirl About Tim Tebow-Katy Perry Pairing

Just earlier this fine Wednesday morning we touched upon the certifiably ridiculous photo gallery that published which showed what the babies would look like if Tim Tebow and assorted celebrities made one together courtesy of some fancy-schmancy (note: not fancy-schmancy at all, more like unsophisticated) software program. Included in the list of celebrities was none other than Katy Perry, probably due to the fact that she is a) a celebrity; b) beautiful; and c) newly single.

What some people do not know, however, is that Miss Perry was raised in a strict Christian environment by her Bible-toting parents. What’s more, a “source” has passed along information to a gossip site that not only has Katy Perry said she likes Tim Tebow, her mother would be 100% behind such a pairing. And something an anonymous source might have said about a possible something is all that’s needed to get the rumor mill churning.

Via Hollywood Life:

“[Katy’s] mentioned on more than one occasion how much she likes Tim,” a source tells OK! magazine.”Katy’s mom firmly believes the best cure for heartache is to quickly fall in love again… In her mind, Tebow is the perfect guy for her daughter. He’s handsome, charming, intelligent and above all, a good Christian.”

Katy’s parents have gone as far as inviting Tim to speak at the church Katy used to sing at in Huntington Beach, Calif. Of course — when Katy will be there!

So, there you have it. Pretty much a non-story, but it did allow me to put the names Katy Perry and Tim Tebow into one story. Pageviews, here we come! And yes, I am a total pandering neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie. You got a problem with that? If you do, should I mention that Katy Perry previously has been featured many, many times here at the Sportress? Would that help? No? Huh.