And Now, Your ‘DERP!’ Headline Of The Day (‘Wait, Smoking Is Bad?’ Edition)

(slaps self on forehead)

Say whaaaaaat? Now they tell me!

Boy, don’t I feel like a fool now? Thanks, Yahoo! Sports. And one last thing: you lied to me, personal trainer from the Phillip Morris Gym & Fitness Club who insists I refer to him as the Marlboro Man! Although I must admit, stomach crunches have never been more enjoyable. Or exhausting.

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