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Portly Man Wearing Colts Jersey Eats A Can Of Vienna Sausages In 10 Seconds (Video)

Alrighty then.

From YouTube description:

Tiny Tim Rauscheder breaking the vienna sausage record by 3 seconds. The previous record was on of 13.6 seconds.

All the while wearing a Peyton Manning Colts jersey. Awesome. If Manning ever saw this video, I’m sure he would be very pleased that this eating exhibition took place while Tiny Team was sporting his jersey number. But if you think this Tiny Tim Rauscheder fellow is the only person who can put on a dominating eating performance while wearing Colts apparel, you obviously haven’t seen this kid.

[Grazie, Kissing Suzy Kolber]